VOTA VATO

Are you feeling tired of elections? Well, don’t turn off your bullshit radar just yet!! For the next couple of months, some of us are gonna be seeing more glossy mailers and answering annoying calls telling you to vote for people you ain’t neva heard of! This coming June, voters in Northeast LA will be deciding on a new a U.S. Congressman. If Jimmy Gomez wins that race, his Assembly seat will be up for grabs. How many progressive Latinas do you think are gonna compete against one another for that one?

 

HoodDigest Vota Vato 2017 34th Congressional District April 2017

More Latinos are running for this Congressional seat than attended Rubi’s Quinceañera. You’d think they were giving away free tamales in the House Of Representatives the way that so many of my gentes jumped in this race. A point on this crowded congressional competition: saying you will stand up to Donald Trump is easy! Calling out his cadre of racist buffoons is a nobrainer. Shit, Fox News and the Koch brothers are standing up to that mamon!

Hood Digest Voter Guide L.A. Elections March 2017

On March 7 get out and vote. Don’t make excuses about you being too busy or feeling like your vote doesn’t matter. Don’t be a pendeja or pendejo… that’s pendejx for people in Boyle Heights. You’re entitled to a 2-hour lunch break. That’s 30 extra minutes than what you already take- no te ahagas. So, go vote, take advantage of your 2-hour break, then walk proudly back into your job- like the descarados that you are, knowing that your “I voted” sticker will give you a pass.

Hood Digest Vota Vato Voter Guide Presidential Election 2016

You already know there are too many damn initiatives on the ballot and you’re too damn busy to learn about them all.#HoodDigest got you! So, grab lapiz, cafe, pan dulce and brace yourself!

VOTE DOÑA

Espanol_HoodDigest Vota Vato 2017 LA City 5.17.17

Está cansada de tantas elecciones? Por favor no apague su radar de promesas falsas todavía!! El próximo par de meses algunos de nosotros vamos a recibir más folletos brillosos y llamadas pidiéndonos que votemos por candidatos que sepa la papa quién serán! Este junio que viene, los votantes en el Noreste de Los Ángeles decidirán quién será su nuevo representante en el Congreso de los Yunites. Si gana Jimmy Gómez, su puesto en la Asamblea del Estado de Califas será decidida por los votantes de ese distrito. Hay, ya me duele la cabeza de tanto detalle. Cuantas candidatas Latinas cree usted que se van a pelear entre ellas para ganar esa carrera de la Asamblea?